That's before I woke up in the morning and realized I was in your bed.
Why do you have to take the satisfaction out of torturing you like that? But don't worry, I'll do everything in my power to make your life just as much of a living hell that mine is.
I'm miserable in ways I won't even share with you, even if it may increase your own suffering.
But do not doubt I will make sure your life is a living hell. You will beg for death. If I decide to go ahead with things, I will ensure you don't get to escape by dying.
Is that why you're going through with it, then? You're gonna do what you want, make sure that I'm miserable and tortured but you won't even be able to enjoy doing it. What are you getting out of it?
I honestly don’t know. I wouldn’t let you raise it- you would be a negative influence. This wasn’t in my plans and it would mean a great deal of change.
But that doesn’t mean you’re off the hook. You’re going to ensure I have everything I need.
And I don't get any say in that? You're a murderous, genocidal maniac who's main emotions are angry and angrier, and you're gonna say you being the only parental figure in the child's life won't mess it up for life?
That I'm the negative influence?
[ look, being a parent wasn't in his plans but it's his too and dammit, he would need a normal, sane parent. didn't mean they had to do the raising part together. ]
I can imagine. "No being a decent human being", "only praise the Empire, negativity will not be tolerated" and "pizza must be eaten with a fork and knife."
[ auuuuuuugh ]
Alright. I'm currently having my brain stabbed repeatedly with a hot iron, so I'll be over in a bit. I guess.
In my condition? Really? Fine, bring peanut butter if you want. And something for dinner that isn't pizza since I don't want to see you stuff food in your face.
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And if I have to deal with this then I will make sure you suffer even worse.
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he's got a bad feeling about this ]
Will you just say what you're on about already? Get to the point, so I don't have to talk to you any longer.
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Don't make me say it directly.
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No. No.
You're not.
You're not fucking serious. You can't be telling me what I think you're telling me.
This is some kind of sick joke.
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I wish it was but you can see the test results if you want proof.
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[ fuck fuck fuck fuckity fucking fuck
he's going to have to look his friends in the eyes and tell them that he fucked Hux.
and that Hux was
fuck ]
You're sure? You're absolutely positive that it's not just wrong?
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So what are you intending to. Do. Other than the aforementioned "making me know the true meaning of suffering".
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Anyways, flying into a murderous rage is bad for you now. Wouldn't want to exert yourself. ;)
[ eh, Hux is gonna kill him anyways. which is starting to sound more welcome by the second. ]
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I think I can handle torturing and murdering you just fine.
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It'd take all the fun out of it for you if I told you that I'd probably prefer the murder and torture over. This.
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Why do you have to take the satisfaction out of torturing you like that? But don't worry, I'll do everything in my power to make your life just as much of a living hell that mine is.
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I at least get the satisfaction that you're just as miserable, if not more.
[ he needs a drink. or twenty. ]
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But do not doubt I will make sure your life is a living hell. You will beg for death. If I decide to go ahead with things, I will ensure you don't get to escape by dying.
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Do you want to go through with it?
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But that doesn’t mean you’re off the hook. You’re going to ensure I have everything I need.
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That I'm the negative influence?
[ look, being a parent wasn't in his plans but it's his too and dammit, he would need a normal, sane parent. didn't mean they had to do the raising part together. ]
Fine. You tell me what you need.
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Right now I want a pint of strawberry ice cream and a foot massage.
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[ auuuuuuugh ]
Alright. I'm currently having my brain stabbed repeatedly with a hot iron, so I'll be over in a bit. I guess.
[ Sob. ]
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And what's wrong with eating pizza with a fork and knife? It's much neater than just grabbing it and stuffing it in your face.
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Anything else I should get for you? I'm told peanut butter is something people in your condition enjoy.
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In my condition? Really? Fine, bring peanut butter if you want. And something for dinner that isn't pizza since I don't want to see you stuff food in your face.
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You just don't know good food design.
I know you like burgers and fries, but you'll probably eat those with a fork and knife too. I'll be over, and we can talk about this. Face to face.
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Fine, you better hurry up then.
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